Conversation with an almost 2 years old

In the name of Allah, The Most Gracious, The Most Merciful
Assalamualaikum

Title: Conversation with an almost 2 years old

Have you ever wondered how children learn how to talk?  I've recently learnt that there are 5 different approaches that we can actually adopt, to help children acquire the skill of talking. & I find it cool because initially, I had thought that talking would eventually occur naturally in children. So during lecture the other day, our lecturer had shown us this video and I just can't get it outta my head becauseeeeee the girl in this video is like masyaAllah oh so cute! =D

On another note, I've already deactivated my Facebook account. The final Facebook message that I received from the stalker really struck me hard. Okay, so it was true that he knew who I was, before I was even aware of his existence. And in the message, he asked me a question: Err, is it alright if I reserve you for marriage? I mean don't get me wrong. I am not asking you for stead. But I wanna 'chop' you first. Till then, I'll finish my diploma first, get a job etc and when we're old and matured enough, we'll talk about marriage again. Don't worry, I won't ask you out for dates etc. So do you mind? Please give me your answer asap.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses right down there, young man! What a creep. I told my mum about it and her response really cracked me up like crazy cos she said: Dia ingat anak ibu ni apa? Anak ayam ke ape nak pakai chop chop ni semua? Hahahaha!

But I still have to be wary of him though. He's a harmless one, I hope. So I guess, deactivating my facebook account would be the most ideal thing for me to do, as of for now. I feel healthier without facebook somehow. And my heart feels at peace without facebook, because the feeling of riya' doesn't bother me anymore and I can now focus in my ibadah whole-heartedly. Alhamdulilah.